bhide chahta tha ki nae member ki welcome party jabardast honi chahiye isliye taiyariyaan joro shoro se chal rahi tha

ab ageeee……. tarak mehta xxx

subha ke 8 baje the daya ne babpuji ko nashta khila diya ta lekin wo ek tiffin mai kissi ke liye khaanna pack karke le ja rahi thi to bapuji ne usse pucha ki

bapuji-are baya bahu ye khana kiske liye le jaa rahi ho

daya-wo bapuji hamari socity mai nai member ayi hai naa kal uske liye le jaa rahi hun bechari akele rehti hai pata nahi usne khana khaya hoga k nahi

bapuji-wah bahu ye to bahut hi acchi baat hai ja ja

fir daya ayushi ke flat tak pahuch jati hai or door bel bajati hai

ayushi-aii baba bas 1 min tarak mehta xxx

fir ayushi darwaza khol deti hai

ayushi-are daya bhabhi app yaha ayiye andar aiye

daya-kya baat hai ayushi ben kal hi app yaha ayi or apne apna kamra itna saff kar diya

ayishi-haa daya bhabhi puri raat kaam kiya hai

daya-chaliye aab bahut kaam ho gay ab kuch khaa lijiye

ayushi-are daya bhabhi apne takleef kyu uthai

daya-are app mughe apni behen mante ho naa ………mante ho ki nahi

ayushi-lekin mai….mai … tarak mehta xxx

daya-mai wo mai..kuch nahi app yaha baithiye mai apke liye kitchen mai jaka khana nikalti hun

daya kitchen mai jati hai or ayushi ke liye khana nikaldeti hai lekin wo gusse mai thhi (ayiye dekhte hai kyu)

daya-ayushi behen apne mere hote hue apni raat maggi kha ke guzari are app raat ke 1baje phone kardeti to bhi mai apke liye khana le ati
ayushi-sorry daya bhabhi maf kar do please

fir dono muskurane lagte hai or ayushi kahana khane lagti hai

daya-achha ayushi behen ab mai chalti hun koi kaam ho to batana ha

ayushi-are daya behen apse ek kaam tha

daya-haa boliye tarak mehta xxx

ayushi-kya app sare bachhoo ko club house mai bhej dengi

daya- kyu ayushi behen (muskurate hue)

ayushi-are daya bhabhi maine uske liye kuch gift kharide hai bas wahi dene hai

daya-aare wah ayushi behen app to bahut fast nikle thik hai mai tapu sena ko abhi 20min mai bhejti hun

ayushi-daya bhabhi ye tapu sena kon hai????

daya-are (haste hue) gokuldham mai sare bacho ki toli tapu sena ke naam se jani jati hai

ayushi-ohh to ye baat hai

daya-thik hai mai bhejti hu unhe haaaa

20min baad tapu sena club house mai pahuch jate hai

sonu,tapu,goli,gogi,pinku ek sath kehte hai -good morning aunty

ayushi-gud morning bacho ayo na baitho

mai tum saab ke liye gift lai hun dekhoge

tapu-waooo aunty thank you

sonu-so sweet of you aunty

ayushi-are app mughe aunty kyu keh rahe hoo mai sirf 23 ki hun

sonu-sach aunty ……..im sory maine fir se apko aunty kaha

ayushi-koi baat nahi beta tarak mehta xxx

sonu-tabhi mai kahu ki ap inti khoobsurat ho app aunty kaise ho sakti ho

ayushi-thank you sonu compliment ke liye acha apna gift dekhna chahti hoo

sonu-haa didi please dikhao naa pleaseeee

ayushi-ye lo apka gift

sonu gift ko kholti hai or uske muh se ek hi alfaz nikalta hai

sonu-wooooooo so preety

ayushi ne sonu ko ek pink colour ki top gift ki thi jispe ek dil bana hua tha

sonu-thank you sooo much didi

ayushi-tumhe passand aya

sonu-bahut tarak mehta xxx

ayushi-to please ise pehen ke dikao naa

sonu-neki or puch puch abhi ati hun

ayushi-tapu ye lo tumhara gift

tapu gift kholta hai usme se ek season bat hota hai

tapu-thank you didi mughe ye kab se chahiye tha

ayushi-to ab ise khoob sare sixes marna

tapu-lekin apko bhi hamare sath khelna hoga

ayushi muskurane lagti hai or tapu ke sar par haath ferti hai

ayushi-goli ab tumhari bari

ayushi goli ke gal pe haath rakhti hai or kehti hai

ayushi-apko kahane ka shook hai naa

goli-haa didi tarak mehta xxx

ayushi-to ye lo apka gift

goli-itna chota sa

ayushi-are khol ke dekho to sahi

goli-didi ke to debit card hai

ayushi-haa ab tumhe kabhi bhi kuch bhi khana ho to tum isse payment kar dena lekin bahar ka jayada mat khana

goli ayushi ko ek pyari si hug deta hai or thank you kehta hai

Moti bhabhi ki chudai – भाभी आप आग बुझाना जानती हो

fir ayushi pinku ko ek remot contrled plane deti hai or gogi ko ek school bag issi doran sonu waha pai ayushi ki dress pehke aa jati hai

(kya lag rahi thi sonu usme ek to light colour ki dressn upar see sonu ke gulabi gaal ye dekh ke kisi ka bhi kahada ho jaae)

tapu goli or pinku ke muh khule ke khuule reh jate hai

sonu sabse pehle ayushi ke paas jati hai or use drees dikhati hai

ayushi-sonu apppe ye dress kitni jach rahi hai apka pasand ayi naa

sonu -haa didi baht pasand ayi tarak mehta xxx

ye bolte hi puri tapu sena ayushe se gale ek sath mil jate hai

2min tak wo sare ek dusre se ese hi chipke rahe

fir syushi boli

ayushi-accha baccho abb mughe aj raat ki party ke liye taiyaar hona hai or fir 6baje dress lene jana mai mere pass party mai pehenne ke liye kuch bhi nahi hai

fir sab ek dusre ko beey kehte hai or ayushi apne ghar chali jati hai

sonu-tapu ayushi didi kitni achhi hai naa

tapu- haa sonu tarak mehta xxx

sonu-hume bhhi unke liye kuch karna chahiye

tapu-right sonu kyu na hum unhe bhi ek dress gift karen

sonu-thaats a great idea tapu to hum abhi nikalte hai shopping ke liye

asli story to tapu or sonu ki shooping mai hai

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Jaisa ki apne pichle update, Babita Aur Jetha Ki Chudai ki kahani, mai dekha ki ayushi buri tarah se phas jati hai train mai kuch badmasho ne use pakad liya tha or ab uske sath gangbang hone wala tha ….. ab age……

us admi ne apna lund ayushi ki choot mai ghusane ke liye taiyaar kar liya tha …ayushi usse mana karna chahti thi lekin uske muh mai rumal hone ki wagha se wo mana nahi kar paa rahi thi

bechari……………….

us admi ne ayushi se kaha “taiyaar ho jaa ajj teri sabse dardnaak raat hone wali hai”

jaise hi wo apna lund anad dalne ke liye thoda sa piche hone lagta hai tabhi train rukne lagti hai , wo admi kehta hai

“are ye train yaha kyu ruk raha hai abhi to goa bhi nahi aya”.

tabhi waha police ke siren ki awwaz ati hai or ek awaz sunai deti hai

“humne tumhe charo taraf se gher liya hai ..chup chap train se bahar aa jao warna!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

ye sunte hi sare badmash train se bhagne lagte hai lekin unhone ek baat pai dhiyaan nahi diya ki beech jungle mai police kaha se aa gai …….

(mai batata hun police kaha se ayi thi)…. Babita Aur Jetha Ki Chudai

ayushi rahat ki saas leti hai lekin use bhi samagh mai nahi aya tha ki police ko kisne bulaya ……………….

tabhi gate khulta hai lekin lights off hone ki wagha se ayushi ko samagh mai nahi ata ki waha kon tha …..jaise hi lights onn hoti hai ayushi socked reh jati hai

ayushi socked hoke kehti hai

“BABITA TUM YAHA”

BABITA-haa mai yaha Babita Aur Jetha Ki Chudai

ayushi-lekin tum yaha kya kar rahi ho

babita -sari baaten ese hi karna chaho gi yaa mai pehle in rassion ko khol dun (muskurate hue)

fir babita un rassion ko kholti hai or ayushi ko azzad kar deti hai

ayushi kusshi ke mare babita ko gale laga leti hai..ro rone lagti hai or kehti hai

ayushi-babita ajj fir se ek baar tumne meri jaan bacha lii…………….(ayushi ke asu ruk hi nahi rahe the)

babita apne dono haatho se ayushi ke ankho se ayushi ke ankho ko pocht hai or keht hai

babita-pehle tum rona band karo Babita Aur Jetha Ki Chudai

ayushi abhi bhi rona nahi rok paa rahi thi lekin baabita ke kehna par uske aun apne aappp ruk gae ….

babita-acha chalo ab yahi baitho mai tumhe sab batati hun……

dono yahi par baith jate hai or babita ayushi ko apni jacket utar ke deti hai pehene ke liye kyuki december a mahina tha or bahar bahut thaand ho rahi thi or ayushi ne kuch bhi nahi pehna tha

(darasal maine pichle update hmai apse ek baaat chupai thi wo ye the ki babita jab apne gharpar roo rahi thi or usne faisala kiya tha ki wo jethalal ke sath sex nahi karegi …

tab usse raha nahi gaya or wo jetha ji or ayushi ka peecha karte hue train mai aa gai …….maine kaha tha naa mai jethalal or babita ko dubara milwaunga ab agee chalte hai)

train bhi chalne lagti hai Babita Aur Jetha Ki Chudai

ayushi-babita tumne bataya nahi tum yaha kaise

babita-batyati hun…darasal jab jetha ji ghar aye the to mai unhe surprise dene jaa rahi thi lekin tabhi maine tumhe or jetha ji ko seedhion e neeche utarte hue dekha pehe mughe laga ki jethajii tumhe bas walk par leke jaa rahe hai lekin jab maine unke haath mai suit case dekha to mai dukhi ho gai

ayushi-kyu app dukhi kyu ho gai? Babita Aur Jetha Ki Chudai

babita-wo darasl……. mai tumhe ek baat batana chahti hun

ayushi apne dono haatho se babita ke haath pakad leti hai o kehti hai

ayushi-app mughse joo chahen keh sakti hai ..mai kisi ko nahi bataungi

babita-woo… mai jethaji se sabse jyada pyaar karti hun or unhe kisi or ke sath kahi bahar jate dekh mughe bardasht nahi hua..i m sory ayushi lekin mera koi galat irada nahi tha

ayushi-mai tumhari baat ache se samagh gai wese ek baat kahun maine jethaji se be pucha tha ki unhe sabse jyada kon acchi lagti hai to unhone kya kaha pata hai??

babita-nahi…kya kaha jethaji ne?? Babita Aur Jetha Ki Chudai

ayushi-unke muh se sirf ek hi naam nikla BABITA, haa babita wo tumse sabse jyada pyaar karte hai

babita-sach mai……. Babita Aur Jetha Ki Chudai

ayushi-lekin mughe ek baat samagh mai nahi ayi ki wo police ki awwaaz kaha se ayi thi

babita ane purse mai se phone nikalti hai or kehti hai

babita-yaha se Babita Aur Jetha Ki Chudai

ayushi-phone se??

babita-haa tapu se mere phone ma police ki ek rocording rakh di thi taki jab bhi mere sath koi zor zabardasti kare to mai use ye audio suna ke dara sakun

ayushi-matlab mughe tapu ko special thanks kehna padega

babita-or mera thank you

ayushi-abhi deti hun Babita Aur Jetha Ki Chudai

tabhi dono ek dusre ke kareeb aa jati hai or jese hi kiss karne wale hone hai ki unhe ek awwaz sunai deti hai

“WELCOME TO GOA ……………….” YE STATION KA ANOUNCEMENT THA

babita-lagta hai goa aa gaya

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